morkitten:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

i’ll tell you who can handle a lot of girls’ loads

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unseelie:

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

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natalieironside:

salacommander:

natalieironside:

blatantescapism:

natalieironside:

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

Atlas carries the sky, but point made

I carry your dad into the bedroom like a newlywed bride

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rongzhi:

English added by me :)

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liberalsarecool:

Republicans say ‘fcuk your feelings’ then whine that they are unlikable.

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currentlyonstandbi:

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roll–a–d20:

weeniebagel:

e-seal:

weeniebagel:

im forming a bloggers union. make sure to pay your monthly dues and youll be protected by people who steal your posts 

This doesn’t sound a union… this sounds like the mob?

tony, softblock her knees in

y’got it boss.

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laeffy:

in-a-state-of-trance:

catgirltail:

mapsontheweb:

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

Nice work all

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

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salmonid:

salmonid:

salmonid:

weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

like i have nothing against weed, i think it is very fun, i just think we all have to face the truth that when we smoke it we are not so much enlightening ourselves as we are undergoing temporary bimbofication. thank you for reading.

people are getting defensive about this post, as if i would ever imply that temporary bimbofication was anything but a lauded and sacred state of existence

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lifecyclesofmayflies:

gotterhag:

fluffygif:

Sand art 🎨

SHUT UP

I agree, amazing! I would like to introduce some other amazing bottle sand art.

Brazilian Folk Art Sand Bottle by Edgar Freitas

These are by Andrew Clemens

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